Would you like some ZZZZZ's with that?

To whoever goes on a Ben & Jerry's run and buys either of these two flavors: Did something happen in your childhood that made you the most boring person alive?

Seriously, you just looked past Cherry Garcia, Chunky Monkey, Half Baked, Late Night Snack, Karamel Sutra, Milk & Cookies, Phish Food, S'mores, AmeriCone Dream, EVEN FRIGGIN PLAIN OLD CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE DOUGH.... and you bought Vanilla.

You'll probably LOVE Ben & Jerry's upcoming new flavor, "nothing".  It's great... it's like ice cream, but there's no ice cream in it.  It's just an empty pint.  You can buy it for the same great low price, but not have to worry about the disgusting "tastes" and "flavors" and "fun" that you get with others.