Go home Rihanna, you're drunk.

Couldn't have put it better than this magazine...

I don't think Rihanna realizes that she's taking women's rights back 100 years just by smiling in a photograph with this garbage.

Still don't like Nickelback?

...Me neither.  But this version makes their song a bit more tolerable:

Sports: The Other S-word

Sports broadcasters are always trying to come up with new ways to immerse their audience into the game.  Hyper-directional microphones make home-audiences feel as though they're on the court, field, or rink with the players, without the discomforting smell of sweaty jerseys.  That leaves us with the best part:  The language.

This past weekend, Kevin Garnett demonstrated my point very eloquently...

WARNING:  NSFW audio...

It's not the first time for KG, either...

Who thought it was a good idea to put the mic on him during the huddle?

Baltimore Ravens Quarterback Joe Flacco was kind enough to express himself explicitly just a couple of weeks ago...

Our own Wes Welker has been known to drop a line or two in the past...

And...

If you played for the Jacksonville Jaguars, wouldn't you also want to say this?...

Even the wholesome sport of baseball isn't immune from their fair share of FCC drama...

But don't think the announcers are off the hook in this...

Let's be honest, at the end of the day, they really don't care...

And for the sake of gender equality...

The Worst is Upon Us

We have finally come to what I believe to be the end of civilization as we know it in the City of Boston...

Looks like Wok 'n' Talk will be keeping us alive for the next 24 hours.

The Wildest Snowstorm Photos You''ll See All Day

I made the mistake of trying to buy a birthday cake on Thursday night before the storm...

Needless to say, I was in the minority underestimating the significance of little Nemo.  Friday came and we had the perfect view of the madness...

It's now Saturday morning...

So for all I know, last night could have been just a dusting.  Maybe I was right all along.

Big Mac-Daddy

Some guy brought McDonalds food into Veggie Galaxy last night...

That's almost like bringing a 6-pack to an AA meeting.  Almost.

The Ghost of Radio Stations Past

Ever wonder what a dead-and-decomposing radio station looks like?

Cables everywhere, empty hardware racks, microphones ripped out... OH THE HUMANITY.

But it's just the circle of life.  For every radio station that passes away, a newer, younger, more healthy one is born with a bright future and the capacity to do great things.